Monday, August 31, 2009

Man Law #22

When you walk into a room where they are watching a sporting event you are allowed to ask the score, but not who is playing.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Man Law #1

When using a public restroom the middle urnal is always off limits. If the only open one is the middle one wait your turn for an outside urnal. Don't wait in the restroom.

Man Law #2

Never, under any circumstances should you need to engage in conversation while in the restroom!

Man Law #43

BBQ sauce can always be substituted for Ketchup!